That sounds like a person who has someone else doing the laundry.
Why don't you check your pockets before you throw your stuff in the hamper
;-)

I do the laundry about half the time..I don't throw anything of mine into
the laundry basket w/o checking the pockets..I used to wash a lot of
toothpicks
SWMBO on the other hand, regularly washes cash, lip balm and various bits of
paper from her jean pockets.
If our machine was the type that "eats" these items, she'd be the one
dismantling it..