On Thu, 14 May 2009 14:52:58 GMT, Cicero
wrote:

On Thu, 14 May 2009 15:30:02 +0100, Peter Parry wrote:

We awarded him maximum points for the swallow dive with two back flips a
forward roll and a belly flop he performed into the nearby slurry bund
after three runs up and down the roof (necessitated by dropping the
welding torch as the flames came through the new opening which caught
the top of the ladder and knocked it to the ground.).

All tools are potentially dangerous in some way, but most people would
have the good sense to cut a new roof panel to size well away from
flammable material.

He did do it a long way from the material, about 30ft away. It wasn't
the distance that was the problem :-).