Smitty Two wrote:
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"HeyBub" wrote:

Simply stand under the turbine with a stick of incense

You misspelled "lit cigarette," cowboy. We'll let it go this time, but
jeez, be careful with the man image, there.

My bad.

I smoke like a chimney, but I thank Obama for raising the taxes on 60
million Americans, virtually all making less than $240,000. It inspired me
to import my cigarettes from India (real "Indian" smokes) at about 50¢ a
pack. Rumor has it I can get them from North Korea even cheaper.