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Default Some things, only Dad can do.....

On Mar 26, 12:56�pm, Cindy Hamilton
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* Fixing blocked toilets (my personal fav)


I'll use the plunger if I'm responsible for a FTF.
If a snake is required, I happily defer to my husband.

* Cunnilingus


Sorry, I'm just not that flexible (darnit).

He usually kills spiders, since he's arachnophobic.

The toilet seat rule in our house is: �Make sure it's
the way you need it before you start.

Cindy Hamilton


If the toilet clogs, it is always the wifes fault for using too much
paper product.

We basically have the same rule you have in regards to the toilet
seat.

My wife usually kills all the spiders, because they bug her. :-) But,
she will catch a fly with her hand and throw it out the door. What's
up with that? I kill them all so they won't reproduce.

Hank ~~~~thinks cunnilingus stops reproduction possibilities