"KLS" wrote in message
No, no, since men sit for #2, why not sit for #1 and simplify
everything, including cleaning the bathroom? Seriously, I fail to see
why men **** standing up in front of a toilet when it's so easy to
miss. Urinals make sense, toilets don't.

No reason to miss unless you are a two year old or drunk. It is much easier
to open a zipper than drop your drawers.