HeyBub wrote:
A Florida middle-school teacher tries to teach the bump-and-grind to
her English class. She then drops trou, and runs to the swimming pool
at a near-by community center.

Inasmuch as her blood-alcohol level was found to be 0.26, police
surmise drinking may have been involved.

With student's phone-cam video
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story...102840&catid=8

Sorry, wrong group. I just got back from eye surgery and got all flustered.