A Florida middle-school teacher tries to teach the bump-and-grind to her
English class. She then drops trou, and runs to the swimming pool at a
near-by community center.

Inasmuch as her blood-alcohol level was found to be 0.26, police surmise
drinking may have been involved.

With student's phone-cam video
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story...102840&catid=8