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Default Some things, only Dad can do.....

HeyBub wrote:
Hustlin' Hank wrote:

Operation of the toilet seat. Apparently, in my house, I am the only
one who is required to lift the toilet seat and then put it back
down. I feel that if I lift it, others should put it down, and if I
put it down, others should lift it. Been arguing over this for 42
years. :-)


You must make allowances for female genetic differences. Women do not
look before they sit. They just don't, and can't be trained to do so.

And since they NEVER lift the seat up, they NEVER clean under the seat, that
is left to men who have to touch the seat to pick it up. I have been in an
all female house and you should see the disgusting condition of the bottom
of the seat.