There are some things around the house (and in life) that it seems
only Dad can do (of course, there are exceptions to this rule, but
humor me). The one I encountered today:

Hear a toilet that is running and running and fix it (the chain got
caught under the flapper)

Why can no one else hear this and investigate?? Ah, the burdens we
bear.....

Okay folks....what else can only be done by Dad?

Mike