"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message
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In article , CW
wrote:

it's GRANITE topped!

WTF?

That makes NO sense whatsoever. Might as well use glass and get the
destruction over with in a hurry.

Dave, doncha know, granite is taking over. First there was kitchen
countertops. Next table saw tops. Soon all office desks will be granite
topped. It is a conspiracy of the granite cabal.

But not to worry. Robatoy can upgrade you to a new bigger, thicker piece of
granite for your tablesaw. Or even some of that fake countertop material he
sells.