Morris Dovey wrote:

HeyBub wrote:
"[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously
injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man
who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw
blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade
cut through the plastic and injured the woman."

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/stor...?storyid=82520

"I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll
finish sooner."

Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."

As soon as she heals up, it'll be /his/ turn...

Yeah, with a belt-sander.