We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Colin Wilson
o.uk saying something
like:

Most of the house is probably manageable, but how the hell do you work
above a conservatory without having to call someone in at hellish
expense with masses of scaffolding ?

Use one of these...
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