And When the Ceiling Comes Tumbling Down
wrote:
On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 22:17:42 -0800 (PST), Ron
wrote:
I got out of the shower and five minutes later, the ceiling in the
bathroom fell down in our 108 year old piece of crap house that we
moved into a few years back. The ceiling is--uh, was-- plaster and not
modern drywall. Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can patch up
the holes in ancient plaster-- preferably so no more of it will
collapse? :-)
Ron
That's easy......
Fill the bathtub with gasoline. Toss in a lit match and get out of
the house. While the house burns, use your cellphone to call home
builders in your area. They'll be happy to build you a new home,
complete with a fall-proof new bathroom ceiling.
My God, Tim Allen, I thought you were dead!
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