We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman"
saying something like:

"We already know you are a foul mouthed yob who smokes too much and rips of
old ladies."

Look, for all we know, your old lady friends might have a penchant for
having their bodices ripped off.
In some circles, 'Old Lady' refers to the wife.