We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something
like:

Job done like a real pro. That would have passed the BICS Carpet Cleaning
module.

Congrats. Next step the Platignum Carpet Cleaning Module.

Then the Parker ... ;-)

Derek

Not the Waterman?

.... and the Waverley pen.