Digital cigarettes are now available. These provide many advantages
over analog cigarettes. These include:

*contains vitamin C

*smart smoke that stays out of other people's lungs

*relief for ED

*childproof lighting fixture


By government order, analog cigarettes must not be sold in the US
after March 17, 2009. Smokers who choose not to quit can do one of the
following:

*buy the new digital cigarettes (estimated initial cost $255 more than
analog cigarettes)

* subscribe to a remote-smoking service ($40 to $300 per month). These
companies will smoke for you, and gradually provide you with
slow-acting poison

*obtain a digital converter ($200 to $1200) that works on your
existing cigarettes. These are available from many tobacco stores. To
help you cover the cost, the government makes a $40 coupon available.
For information, go to one of the many digital smoking websites.