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On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
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I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla
or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned
picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it
to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an
emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong
and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with
my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't
an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in
our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks
they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could
be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a
jackpot. So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired
aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing
joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?]

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of
adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies
AND strip the flesh from them.

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels people
with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel.

Well, hell, it ought to chew up conservatives for breakfast, then. There
isn't much between their ears besides more fat.

But the sign on the front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING"
attracts stupid, gullible liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another
sign to use would be: "FREE MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see
why it won't work on conservatives?

Sure. Most of them can't read.

--
Ed Huntress


Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.

Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a veritable
_War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself out.
d8-)