Rod wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Rod wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:


I find diesel fumes, cheap perfume, fat women in leggings and people
from Dudley unpleasant, but like passive smoking they aren't a
health risk.


O but the cheap perfume could be a health risk...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7547815.stm

as could the diesel fumes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7888735.stm

and fat women (at least to themselves and their offspring):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7874804.stm

Couldn't find anything about health risks of leggings (to others).
Spoke too soon:

http://health.yahoo.com/women-gyn/vaginal-yeast-infections-prevention/healthwise--aa10674.html


Dudley is the odd one out...

:-)

Bravo!!

I am sure if you look hard enough, you will find evidence that Dudley
is indeed injurious to health, though. Its probably joy rider capital
of the North.



What is concerning (to me) is that the first three of those were at my
fingertips having been read in the last few days. :-)

Having a Dudley accent is probably dangerous - as people are likely to
take action to reduce the auditory impact of it in any way they can,
violently if necessary.

Well as an asthmatic, second hand diesel and second hand smoke and
perfume do react badly with me. I also smoke, so I can't complain.

Wood dust and superglue kill me dead..I am pretty sure MDF dust was a
hugely contributory factory in getting pleurisy..

As to fat women in leggings..well all i can say is that how these
entities manage to get pregnant at all is quite beyond me..I can only
surmise that there are some pretty desperate blokes out there who will
shag anything, even if its merely out of pity. One would have thought
that Darwinian imperatives would have removed them from the face of the
earth by now.

Along with Dudley. And Slough.

BUt life's rich tapestry is a source of amazement to us all.