My life was hollow and empty until I read this.

Of course, it's still hollow and empty now, but I believe another chapter
(or two?) would change everything. Everything!

My BT3100 would morph into a Unisaw.
My HF biscuit get-pretty-close-er would transmogrify into a Lamello.
My gar^H^H^H shop would increase in size by 1600 square feet.
My pile of moderately checked ash would become mahogany. Ahem.

It's all in your hands, Señor Watson.


On Wed, 08 Oct 2003 16:48:35 -0400, Tom Watson began another eTome:

Norm Nowrecki had been sitting at his desk for six months...