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Default Lifetime guarantee

Smitty Two wrote:
In article , "Stun" wrote:

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On Feb 1, 5:42 pm, "Larry K." wrote:

Nobody fooled you. You didn't bother to read the terms and conditions
before buying.

They still sell the exact hose. There are _no_ terms or conditions. It
simple says "Lifetime guarantee", and it's sold in their Sears Hardware
Outlet, which they don't have on the net.


No terms or conditions? Yer jokin', right? The warranty "terms and
conditions" are likely 2500 words printed in 6 point type on that little
slip of paper you threw away with the packing material.


They could be creative too. I have seen phrases on products such as this:

"this product is warranted according to the terms and conditions found
at: http:\\we-are-big-box-megacorp-and-you-are-nothing.com/sleazy-warranty"