Ever deal with someone like this? LOL!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and
today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I
still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last
year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him. There was only silence at
the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt dumb.

Jimmy Mac (aka Minwax Mac, aka Jummy, aka Jums)