We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Adrian
saying something like:

I was going to say that we don't have B&Q over here in Ireland - but it
appears that we actually do have a few.... (but they're not close to here!)

I'll ask around....

Your local farmers' co-op will cut you ply to suit and charge pro-rata.