In message , The Natural
Philosopher writes
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Captain Kirk out of Star Trek had 3 ears.

The left ear.

The right ear.

and...

The Final Front Ear.
Those oldies amongst us will remember it being Davy Crockett - with
a wild
frontier...

Ah. Dave Absalom and the 'Ballad of Constable McLeggan and 'Peaches'
Melba'..

Did you mean Mike Absalom ?



"Now backwoodsmen like the back and frontiersman like the front
But since you are a Constable I guess you want.. a little down payment?"

--
geoff