"Upscale" wrote in message
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"J. Clarke" wrote in message

Flashing on baiting a squirrel catapult
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2LtyelUr4 with bird seed.

Except that since a woodpecker can fly, it would be relatively
ineffective.
Perhaps an automated plus size flyswatter instead?

Reminds me of the guy in US mid-west I read about. He makes a living using
a
jury rigged vacuum to suck gophers out of the ground and deposit them
slightly dazed, but unharmed in a cage. After that they're relocated or
sold
to pet owners as feed for hawks and snakes or other predatory animals.

Oh yeah. Wallace and Gromit.