Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Captain Kirk out of Star Trek had 3 ears.

The left ear.


The right ear.


and...



The Final Front Ear.

Those oldies amongst us will remember it being Davy Crockett - with a wild
frontier...

Ah. Dave Absalom and the 'Ballad of Constable McLeggan and 'Peaches'
Melba'..

"Now backwoodsmen like the back and frontiersman like the front
But since you are a Constable I guess you want.. a little down payment?"