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Default beware the sausage Mcmuffin

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:38:46 -0500, Phisherman wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:35:42 -0800 (PST), DerbyDad03
wrote:


On Jan 11, 9:37*pm, "nefletch" wrote:
Yesterday, my son wanted a sausage Mcmuffin from
Mcdonalds, *I bought him one with the egg on it. *When
we sat down to eat, he decided against having the egg
on top. *He simply unwrapped the wrappper, and laid his
egg on it, and ate his sandwich. *When he was finished, he
picked up his wrapper, and there was a purplish stain on
our wooden kitchen table. *Evidently, the grease from his
egg disolved the dye on the wrapper, and that dye stained
the kitchen table.........I *can't get it off for nothing.....I'm
just a littled ****ed...


Sausage McMuffins with Egg are 2 for $3.33 at this time. (The price
might vary by location)

Who ate the other one?



Really, they cost A LOT more than that when it comes time to have your
arteries cleared. A good stock, but certainly not a healthy choice.


After a lifetime of eating such garbage, you can also look forward to
everything that comes from obesity. Diabetes, perhaps some lovely
amputation of the lower extremeties. Getting to have your ass hauled by
an electric cart, being unable to get out it and into a car seat without
getting winded.