On 1/10/2009 4:40 PM The Daring Dufas spake thus:

lid wrote:

I finally got rid of my telephone.

[...]

I only have one concern. If my house was to start on fire, who or
where do I send an email for help?

E-mail Homeland Security and threaten The President.
Someone will arrive within minutes.

Dang. That's probably the best answer here yet.

It looks like you're contacting this room from home. How are you doing
that without a phone line?