Ed Pawlowski wrote:
"marianross" wrote in message
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Finally Found A Program That Crushes Your Bills!

We have two boys and two girls and the prices of everything just keeps
going up. My husband works a full time job and I have two part time
jobs and watch the kids. It is absolutely unbelievable how it has
become impossible to makes ends meet.

Rather that fool around with that program, why not become a hooker? If you
have a hot body, you can make more in an hour than you make now in a week.
Since you are spamming a newsgroup, I suspect you are used to prostituting
yourself now so just go the next step. Don't get caught napping on the job
though.


Or instead of crushing their bills they could cut them in half. The best
pre-Internet scam I heard of was a company that advertised "cut your
bills in half". After paying for the service they sent you a pair of
plastic kids scissors and a small rule so you could accurately determine
the mid point before cutting.