Oil Discovered in Palin
After losing the presidential election, John McCain began drilling on
Sarah Palin. After several days, he announced that he discovered pure
Alaskan oil in her bush, after he reached a depth of almost 4 inches.
He said he plans to keep drilling, and see if he can strike a gusher.
Palin replied, McCain is just a pig who forgot to put on his lipstick.
As long as he keeps pumpin', I'll keep the oil flowin', but with that
tiny drill he's using, there wont never be no gusher.
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