In fact it is unusual for woodworm to
survive in the presence of central heating and proper ventilation.

so if any woodwork hatch under your dry warm floor
they will fly out of the air bricks and find some wet wood
in the garden, or next door,

and any woodworm beetles from the garden or nextdoor
may come in through the air bricks,
sniff about, then go out again without laying their eggs...


innit?

[g]