On Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:52:39 -0600, Jim's Handyman Service
wrote:

I'm a professional handyman. I have my own business, called Jim's
Handyman Service. I have been in business for many years. But lately
the work is slim due to the economy. This has allowed me to do the
many repairs needed on my own home. Everytime I complete a job, I
write out a bill to myself, the same way I charge my customers. The
problem is that I can no longer afford to pay myself. I'm in debt for
almost $50,000 to myself.

You better be careful. If you ever catch up and pay yourself, you'll
owe a lot of income tax.