ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


The Neighbourhood Safety Team (AKA ASBO team / pantomine policemen) also
offer a mediation service. However they are usually arrive about 6 months
too late to start realistic mediation and make a total balls up of
anything that they try.

Adam

If Carlsberg ran a police mediation service...


"Cue S019 officers on mediation duty detachment, replete with black
helicopter and machine guns"


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