When my daughter arrived home from six months at Oxford University she
brought with her a T shirt that showed a man poling a small boat on a
lake or river. The caption was "Happiness if a warm punt". My wife
forbade her to leave the house wearing it!

Also in her luggage was a T shirt from a condom company with the
slogan "If you've got a stiffie, wear a Jiffie" That one never left
the house either.

Happy New Year to all!

Errol Groff

Instructor, Machine Tool Department
H.H. Ellis Technical High School
Danielson, CT

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