On 26 Dec, 00:14, Lobster wrote:
Well I've been given one of those bloody contraptions which is supposed
to solve global warming by converting your newspapers into papier mache
logs.

Can anyone confirm, is it as crap as I believe it is...?

Yes.

Even if you ever do manage to get them dry, you're still left with a
paper log that burns only as well as a tightly rolled newspaper and
generates just as much ash.

Second only to the can squisher that contains as much metal to make as
the cans it can be expected to squish in its whole working life.