Lobster wrote:
Anne Welsh Jackson wrote:
John Rumm wrote:

The worst present is getting that same book when you've treated
yourself to
a copy two weeks earlier! :-)

Well the day is not over yet, so there is still scope, but I am
hoping that the early mornings realisation that the drain was
blocked and SWMBO expected me to go fix it will probably take some
beating for fun Christmas tasks! (24 drain rods later, (and I will
spare any further description), and I just had my second shower of
the day)

There was the most god-awful noise in our street, at quarter to three
this morning. Upon investigating (well, you've got to, haven't you!)
I discovered that someone was having their drain "jetted". At _that_
time, on christmas morning, I'm just glad that I'm not paying the
bill!

Probably blocked with reindeer poo.

ISTR that reindeer have a poo about 18 times a day. Amazing what the brain
stores innit?


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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk