On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:53:45 -0500, phorbin
wrote:

In article ,
says...


Pretty much guarantee that in our neck of the woods, the Sheriff's Deputy
would be laughing his backside off as he carted the [real] perp to jail
after the trip to the hospital.

Would the perp then sue for criminal damage?


his family might! heheheheheh right after the funeral.....

skeez