Lew Hodgett wrote:
"Stuart" wrote:

Hmmm, I admit that eating tuna fish in a turkey does seem a bit
unusual
but I guess you can stuff a turkey with whatever you fancy.

Popcorn.

That way when you blow the ass off you can go to a decent restaurant
and eat.

In that case stuff it with black powder. Might want to fill its mouth
with cannonballs and point it at the British while you're about it.


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