in the past weeks while looking for something else, might even have
moved them aside to make space for something. Any of you guys seen
my saw blades?


No, but if you help me find the keys to my truck we can drive around
and look for them.

Hey, if you find them can one of you drive me to the optician so I can
get some new glasses to help me find my old ones?



I have to keep my mind on a stout chain to prevent me losing it.
Unfortunately I can't find the other end of the chain I think it was
swallowed by a polka-dot wooden duck named Ida which flew south for the
winter and then went into business selling moonbeams to penguins who need
them in the manufacture of transient saw blades, glasses, wrenches and
interdimensional key rings oops it wasn't a polka duck it was a poltergoose

There, that explains everything.

To never lose anything ever again, tie EVERYTHING to a piece of string but
keep hold of the other end and don't let a goose get hold of it and don't be
persuaded to let go for anything or anybody. Colour code every string
differently. Simple practical and effective.