Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "dennis@home"
saying something like:

One of life's little lessons. You only do it the once and best to
learn it early before the item becomes a major part of one's life.

Try it then.. once its permanently damaged you you might understand
that it isn't as simple as learning a lesson.

If the seat fell on your todger, please accept my sympathies. It's not
my fault, ok?
Certainly explains a few things, though.

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Todger Dodger'. :-)



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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk