"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "dennis@home"
saying something like:

One of life's little lessons. You only do it the once and best to learn
it early before the item becomes a major part of one's life.

Try it then.. once its permanently damaged you you might understand that
it
isn't as simple as learning a lesson.

If the seat fell on your todger, please accept my sympathies. It's not
my fault, ok?
Certainly explains a few things, though.

I know someone it happened to and it isn't nice.
Google for penile splint if you want to know what can be the result.