On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:27:48 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:53:20 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:33:57 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:09:25 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:16:36 -0000, Eeyore wrote:
ian field wrote:
PHucker claims to be the tech support in a computer firm yet doesn't know
about something as simple and basic as a TSR!
You just can't get the staff these days !
We don't use out of date DOS crap.
I guess that a CLI is to complicated for you to use.
I use it on occasion as required. But why use it when you don't have to?
Why post to usenet when you don't have to?
What is the alternative?
Keeping your ignorance, and stupid sig files to yourself.
You seem a little upset. People only get upset when they are shown to be wrong.
In that case you would be drooling and smashing your computer,
wouldn't you?
Cut the "I know you are" bull****. You sound like a 6 year old, or Ian Field, whichever is closest to hand.
Once again, you've proved yourself to be an idiot.
No such thing has been proved.
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15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Man:
1. Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag; tried by every man once, but never repeated -* see step 4).
2. Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.
3. Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.
4 Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.
5. Open reading material and relax.
6. Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.
7. Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It is quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man.
8. Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks.
9. Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You must tell people about it.
10. Take long length of paper and wipe anus. You must* look at the paper before throwing it into the pan.
11. Repeat step 10 until there is no longer any evidence of faeces on the paper.
12. Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo.
13. Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later).
14. Wash your hands once.
15. Vacate the bathroom, leaving the door open. It is important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.