In article s.com,
Karl Townsend wrote:

A while back, I was dragging a culvert behind my tractor. It caught on a
concrete lip, stood straight up, then tipped over on my better half's car
hood.
She was not impressed.

OK, now I've bought a like new hood from the salvage yard, and she just got
a quote for $500 to paint it. That ain't gonna happen.

I'm pretty good at painting tractors and other equipment. Enough to know the
key is preparation. What steps should be taken to paint this hood? (I know
it has a clear coat over the white color, I need red with a clear coat) If I
don't get it right, the boss will just take it in.

Karl



After reading the entire thread, and after I stopped laughing, I said
to myself, "Make lemonade!"

Buy a nice black carbon composite hood for your wife's red car. No
painting required. Black and red, the sexiest colors alive. Buy one
with a nice big turbocharger ram scoop in the middle and cotter
tie-downs and you won't be able to keep the boys in the rice-burner
crowd off her.

-Frank

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Here's some of my work:
http://www.franksknives.com/