On Dec 1, 11:04*pm, "jch" wrote:
I've been looking around for a "ladder enabled" neighbor in favor of option
3. *No luck so far. *I guess a step new ladder could be in order since my
6footer is too short for the porch light. *The other problem is an 18ft high
flood light under the corner roof that I'd like to change to a motion
sensitive unit. *Of course my exstension ladder doesn't reach that. *This is
crazy.

It's not crazy, it's reality. Quit whining and sell the damn house if
this is such a problem.