On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:24:00 -0600, "HeyBub"
wrote:

E Z Peaces wrote:

As I walked up the street a couple of weeks ago, I saw down falling
around me like light snow. I looked up and saw what I took for a
red-tailed hawk perched above me. Why eat birds when there are
squirrels available?

Pigeons and the like don't bite.

And, of course, they taste like chicken.


They can be tumbled in a prison washer/dryer set on high heat.

They sound like tennis shoes in a dryer. (tumbling)