On Nov 12, 11:39*am, Robatoy wrote:
I had my annual full medical this morning.

I'm male, over 55. That's 2 out of 3 (or more) risk factors for heart
disease.

I'm always a bit concerned about what he'll find this time around.
But the prostrate checked out okay... That's always a good time...NOT!.

And every year I ask myself WHY did I pick a family doctor who toured
with the Barbarian Rugby team. He has hands that were designed to
continue his family's business, digging the peat-bog in Ireland.
I also didn't know my prostrate was in my chest somewhere.
I now know why his examination table has a headboard so he won't throw
me off onto the floor.
I now know why the double doors and extra soundproofing.
If he ever decided to become a potter, he would be able to throw an
out-door fountain with those hands.
Thorough he is, gentle he's not.

Till next year, you *******.
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Get it done, guys. Your life depends on it.

I had that joyous experience (prostrate exam) about 6 months ago. My
doctor has fingers the size of cucumbers. As he was trying to insert
one of them to check me out, he said "You really need to relax!"
I replied "Lets see you relax when you have a man's finger up your
a##!"
He wasn't amused. Go figure.