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t wrote:
On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:22:50 -0700, Mark & Juanita
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I suspect you have no idea what I know. I'm sure you would love to
explain how you also spent full semesters of work studying to gain
the "real" definition of socialism.





I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical


Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool,
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule €”
Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee!

I always did prefer doggerel to "real" poetry. To whit,
and in honor of our next VP:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.


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