dpb wrote:
HeyBub wrote:
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How's your depth perception?
Excellent. Well, good enough.
That is, I don't hit things.
Or at least nothing important.
Yet.
Officer: "Didn't you see that car ahead?"
LadyDriver: "No, I was blinded by the red light."
Officer: "What red light? There's only a stop sign."
Lady: "Oh, the flashing red light on the car I hit."
Well, one of the few tickets I ever got in my life was for an illegal
left turn. I honestly didn't notice the sign by the traffic light,
because I was too distracted by the cop car that had been tailgating me,
and was focused on my rearview mirror.
I didn't bother trying that explanation on the cop. I said I didn't
notice the sign, and he called me a liar.
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