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Default This is an EMERGENCY
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This is an EMERGENCY
I'm at home on my couch
My beer can just sprung a leak.
How can I repair it?
(I already called 911 and they wont help).

**** PLEASE HURRY ****

Billy Mays' Mighty Putty.
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