Samantha Booth wrote:

OFM.

"I specifically want a hot tap outside to wash up after the dogs and to
bath them outside."

And what exactly is wrong with that?

Absolutely nothing Sam.
It was an expression about Mary not reading your whole post before
comenting with a bit of a stupid question as you'd already made it very
clear why.

Hence the Inverted commas as he re-quoted your original post.

:¬)

Pete