In article
,
Man at B&Q wrote:
A hamster, sellotape and a piece of string. If the hamster doesn't run
at the sight of the sellotape then you can always find another use for
it.

But hamsters aren't much use for wrapping parcels?

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*You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive *

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